All just a bunch of hooey!

I was talking with my mum today going over all the stuff that's gone on over the past few days. She asked how I was doing since I found out at 4:30pm Friday that the contract that I was working under expires at 5:00pm that day. That's right I am now unemployed, yet again! F'ing Bullocks! So now I've been updating the resume, getting all the particulars of the last job down before I forget it all. Then I need to get myself back into interview shape again which is just as exhausting as looking for something to apply to get interviewed for in the first place. I like job hunting about as much as I like looking for a new apartment. They both suck in this city.

Anyway, back on topic. One thing my mum asked was whether I caught any of the awards shows, the golden globes or something like that. Now I think that all of this is bullshit. I have absolutely no time to spend watching a bunch of actors stand around and pat each other on the back "because they did such an awesome performance" {the previously quoted sentence is to be said in the most sarcastic tone possible}. Who I admire are those that save lives day in and day out, who risk their own lives protecting others while sacrificing their own safety. Doctors, paramedics, police and fire(people?). But you don't see them throwing millions of dollars towards a televised campfire singalong while all the winners gasp in amazement saying "I can't believe this, I can't believe they love me so much. It's such a dream come true!" {again more sarcastic tones required for the previous quote}.

I would really like to see all of those awards shows go the way of the 8 track tape. Gone and forgotten an unnecessary waste of time and money to inflate already too huge ego's.

Just a bunch of hooey!

Ouch......but only for a second.

OK, there's really no other way to get this started.

No other way to ease into this topic.

So, here we go.

I got my dick pierced! There I said it!

I can't say exactly what prompted me to go do this. It's not like I have a whole ton of piercing throughout my body. I used to have my left ear pierced when it was cool for a young guy to have it. I pulled it out when I started working corporate. Course nowadays it's perfectly acceptable for guys in a corporate world to have both ears pierced in addition to having huge diamond studs. The older folk may look a little oddly at them but they're on their way out towards retirement so it's of no consequence.

All I know is that I happened across a picture of what I got done, a frenum piercing, and something just clicked. I had seen other piercings like the PA (Prince Albert) and was never drawn to them at all, even in the slightest. I remember seeing a guy at the gym with one and in my mind I questioned his sanity. But once I saw that picture it took me less than a week before I had one of my own.

(Not a pic of me btw. I'd show you if we were friends though)

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/bltest21.htm

I'm sure you are wondering what the whole process was like so I'll do my best to describe it. Who knows, maybe when I'm through you might start thinking about getting it done (or girls, something like it) yourself.

If you've ever had anything pierced before, aside from ears using a gun (any piercer worth their salt will call that a non-piercing just so you know) I'm sure you already know 90% of the process. First the cleaning of the area, being straight and having another guy fondle your junk that isn't your doctor is a little on the odd side, but I had so much adrenaline and other stuff running through me that it didn't really matter too much. I was surprisingly nonchalant about it all. I'm sure he had seen quite a few peckers in his day as he said he had done a couple hundred of them, he himself having 5.

he sized me up for a barbell and we discussed placement. I suggested a little lower on the shaft which was fine, he just had to leave to get a longer bar so that it would fit. A short minute later he came back and marked the in and the out spots. I took a look and OK'd everything. On went the clamp which in stories I've read, people were saying that the clamp was the worst part of it. To me the clamp was nothing. he told me to take a deep breath and I felt the needle just touching the skin a bit which caught me off guard. before I had a chance to say anything about that the push came. For about 2 seconds I felt and intense sting. others have said like a bee sting that doesn't linger. I've never been stung so I can't relate. To me it felt exactly like I had been anticipating and nothing that was unbearable at all.

He went over the maintenance routine about keeping it clean and to use the LTFA method (leave it the fuck alone). I wash it out 3 times a day mornings and evenings with spectrogel. The afternoons were a tricky one until I read about using contact lens saline. A big bottle of that I take to the john and I can squirt it right in the piercing holes. It's only been 5 days and this thing is well on it's way to getting healed up.

Now there is a downside and an upside to getting your fun bits poked. Due to the location, I can't have 'fun' for about 2-3 weeks. After that it's rubbers only, oral included in that activities list. After about 2-21/2 months, regular skin to skin sex can happen. of course at that point you'll want to stretch out a bit. The small starter jewelry is not as pleasurable as the larger stuff. Which leads me to the upside to getting your fun bits poked. Increased everything! This particular piercing is great for both him and her. Orgasms are deeper and last longer in my case and for her, can we say hello to mister gspot!

I have to say on a a woman, I've always thought a clitoral piercing looked sexy, even more so now. I understand that it is in fact either a VCH, HCH or a triangle that I had seen in the past and do not include the clit at all. I'm sure it's still an eye opener getting done but at least there's no risk of nerve damage in a very very important spot. Give it a thought girls, just let it simmer for a bit. It would drive me wild if you asked me to take you to get it done.

Always on the loosing side :(

It seems to be attracted to me like a magnet, loosing that is. Just came back from Vegas and now I'm trying to get back to a regular routine. Both because I'll feel better physically but also so that I can try to forget what didn't happen.

Vegas is the city of sin, the city of excess and the city of no holds barred outright do what whatever the fuck you want. So why is it I still couldn't just do whatever the fuck I wanted?! I met a neighbor down there by fluke and she had introduced me to two of her friends that live down there. One was single and apparently liked the company of men, OK she was easy! The other was married but would sleep with almost anyone. Both were cute and we went out a couple of times but I couldn't get any vibes from either of them. I had an awesome hotel room right on the strip and all 7 nights I slept by myself!

I couldn't bring myself to call the number on one of those cards that are practically thrown at you at every corner. Girls girls girls everywhere all waiting to meet you......for a price. Then there are the other tourists as well, groups of women out together on a stagette trip and primed to just let go and party, do things that they wouldn't do back home in a million years but because they are away, it's exciting. Well nothing there either! Other people I know have one night stands, some on a regular basis! I can't even bring myself to pay for one! lol.

Maybe I'm expecting too much. Maybe I just suck at reading body language. Maybe I'm just too intimidating, yeah that's the one I'll go with. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think I'm a really good looking guy. I've been told I'm a really good looking guy. From what I can tell I seem to fall into one of two camps with the majority of women. I'm either really hot or really....not, there isn't an in between which really limits my success with most women, at least that's my impression.

For as long as I can remember it seems that women that I'm attracted to are not attracted to me and the kicker is also the reverse, the women that are attracted to me, I'm not attracted to them. Let me tell you, It is such a nerve wracking cycle to be in.

Oh yeah as far as the loosing side is concerned, I did mention I just came back from Vegas. Time to start saving again :(